Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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