Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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