there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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