is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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