i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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