He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize