I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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