I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I CAN MOONWALK!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just found puke in my bra..
Did I show you my penis last night?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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