i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Randomize
