I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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