Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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