You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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