I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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