I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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