I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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