my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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