I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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