U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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