Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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