Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
