Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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