I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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