I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize