How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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