I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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