god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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