It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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