We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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