Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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