i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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