I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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