Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I would ride that face into the sunset
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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