i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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