Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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