Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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