what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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