forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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