So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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