love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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