I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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