The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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