we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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