Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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