rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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