white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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