we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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