Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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