chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is Oprah even human
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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