She said her name was "party"
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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