Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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