i can't believe i had my finger in that
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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