She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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