its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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