why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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