this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
