i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she looked like the before picture.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we're making bets on your personal life
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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