so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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